Post by whitedove on Feb 10, 2005 22:17:52 GMT -5
"Hi honey, this is Daddy...Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an
Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy
right now."
"Uh, okay then." Daddy says,"...here's what I want you to do.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car
just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs
and she's not moving anymore."
"Oh no..and what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.
But he must have forgotten that last week you took out all
the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming
pool and he's not moving either."
Long pause.....
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?
Is this 597-7039?"
"No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an
Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy
right now."
"Uh, okay then." Daddy says,"...here's what I want you to do.
Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom
door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car
just pulled up outside the house."
"Okay Daddy!"
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well Mommy got all scared, jumped out of the bed with no clothes on and
ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell downstairs
and she's not moving anymore."
"Oh no..and what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.
But he must have forgotten that last week you took out all
the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming
pool and he's not moving either."
Long pause.....
Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool?
Is this 597-7039?"