Post by whitedove on May 10, 2005 18:07:00 GMT -5
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.
"The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by
the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what
food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?" After
several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the
front row raised his
hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
"The material we put
into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful.
Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous,
and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by
the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all
have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what
food it is that
causes the most grief and suffering for years after
eating it?" After
several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the
front row raised his
hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."
I had been hoping to go but it didn't work out. You all have tons of fun!